Can I get smaller?


QUESTION:
I think I am too tall. Is there a way to get smaller?

ANSWER:
Indeed there is! By standing on your head for about twenty minutes per day you can actually shrink up to almost 2 inches a month.

However, do make sure you get the technique right.  It would be a shame to try very hard, only to find out that you went about it the wrong way.

MouseOnHandsYet there is an even worse way. You must carefully guard against standing on your hands when you’re up side down. It may take up to half a year before the arms reach their original length again. Not only is this mighty unpractical in terms of leading a functional life – it also means one will most definitely be subjected to cruel teasing from the social circles one is part of.

 

A situation to be avoided at all costs!