My whole life I have been succesful. I am rather sick of it. How do I become a zero?
There are several ways to achieve this refreshing goal! You might want to try one or more of the following.
– laugh at others.
– have others laugh at you.
– stand in a corner for three hours a day wearing a dunce cap.
– be the absolute worst at your job or at school. Aim for no standards rather dan low standards.
– persist in your opinions, but only if they have proven to be false.