How do I make my bed?

My mom keeps telling me to make my bed. What am I to do?

First and foremost it is imperative to bring in a professional mechanic. Especially if still within the period of warranty! Let this specialist check your bed out first.


If costs are to be considered – this is usually when the bed is to be made after the warranty has worn off – one might consider making the bed oneself. To this end one can use a screwdriver. Do make sure it is without any alcohol, a so-called virgin screwdriver*. After all, one must always make sure not to (screw)drive and drink!

Once the bed is made, one must remember to lie in it.

* Carelessly referred to as ‘an orange juice on the rocks’ by some miscreants